Photo courtesy of: Shelby Sells

Welcome to the Guilty Five. Here artists slide into the safe environment of our judgment free zone to reveal five of their guilty pleasures to FRANK readers.

The captivating Asa Akira is back once again to contribute to FRANK151 and this time around, we’re getting a bit more personal with the starlet.

If you haven’t done so already, Asa’s memoir Insatiable: Porn — A Love Story is now available in bookstores, e-books, and most likely that porn shop that’s around your block. The book is an amazing read, one that gifts readers with an all-inclusive tour of the porn industry and Asa’s life. From her days as a dominatrix to haikus, each and every word will keep your eyes glued to the page.

Since it’s pretty safe to say that most teenage boys can identify Asa Akira’s bunghole faster than they can pinpoint where Missouri is on the map, we decided to ask the adult-movie icon what her guiltiest pleasures are. Let’s just say you won’t find your standard vanilla sexual fantasies, but there is pizza.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Or Real Housewives of Anywhere, really. Actually, Real Anything of Anywhere. I love reality television about horrible people.

Papa John’s
This is a really embarrassing one for me, mostly because I’m from New York City, and should know better. Of course nothing beats a plain NYC slice, but I live in LA and the best pizza I’ve found out here so far is a large thin crust pie with pineapple and onions from Papa John’s. I order it about once every week-and-a-half.

Sticking Q-tips Into My Ears Way Too Deep and For Way Too Long
My ear is my third favorite hole.

Britney
I miss when she was crazy. That was the most exciting time in celebrity gossip, ever. At any given moment, she could have shaved her head bald, held her kid hostage in her mansion, or ran away on a drug binge with a paparazzi/her boyfriend.

Incest Porn
I’m an only child, so it’s ok, I don’t understand siblings.