With Donald Trump now the only Republican presidential candidate who hasn’t suspended his campaign, the world waits for the announcement of who he’s chosen as his running mate and shudders in anticipation. But who or what would be the best choice as Vice President in this terrifying, blunderous rampage of a campaign? We have some thoughts! These Donald Trump VP recommendations range from like-minded cronies to unexpected game changers. Mr. Trump, you human equivalent of a semi-erect dong, the choice is yours.

A Captive Chris Christie

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Stephanie McMahon

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Ivanka Trump

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Baba Booey! (not the actual person, just yelling the phrase)

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Azealia Banks

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The Ghost of George Steinbrenner

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Charlamagne the God

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An anthropomorphic wall

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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor

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The taco salad headed version of Donald Trump from the taco salad meme

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Gene Simmons
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The Winner of the Miss Universe 2015 Pageant

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Joe Biden

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Joe Budden

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The exclamation point from Jeb Bush’s 2016 presidential bid 

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Whichever dickwad buys George Zimmerman’s gun

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Scrooge McDuck

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The Winter Soldier

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Karl Malone

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Martin Shkreli

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Jenny McCarthy

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Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock

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Leeroy Jenkins

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The Night’s King from Game of Thrones

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Donald Trump as seen through Snapchat’s Bob Marley filter

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