Figuring out the true identity of “Becky with the good hair” became a favorite internet pastime immediately after Beyoncé released Lemonade last Saturday. The most prevalent side chick theories point to either Rita Ora or Rachel Roy (or Rachel Ray, for those who are confused and deploy their lemon and bee emjois too recklessly), but to paraphrase Jeffrey Lebowski, we believe the thinking about this case has become very uptight. Instead, we offer some fringe theories on who Becky might actually be:
Becky Barnett from Boogie Nights: A #flawless retro crush, though Pisces and Sagittarius are not naturally compatible signs.
Spice Girl and designer Victoria Beckham: Possible Illuminati connection/good hair.
Soccer star David Beckham: Possible Illuminati connection/better hair.
Actress and former Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart: Nuttin’ but love for you baby.
Pro wrestler Becky Lynch: Definitely a Becky, though her hair’s goodness is debatable.
2011 viral video star Rebecca Black: Sometimes it’s the Becky you least expect.
Singer and Beyoncé sister Solange: The Becky is coming from inside the room!
Actress Becky Ann Baker: In the recent season six finale of Girls, Hannah Horvath tells her mom (played by Baker) that she needs a haircut. Of course Lena Dunham is in on this.
Model Tyson Beckford: The hair reference is actually a way to throw us off the scent of the real culprit.