Figuring out the true identity of “Becky with the good hair” became a favorite internet pastime immediately after Beyoncé released Lemonade last Saturday. The most prevalent side chick theories point to either Rita Ora or Rachel Roy (or Rachel Ray, for those who are confused and deploy their lemon and bee emjois too recklessly), but to paraphrase Jeffrey Lebowski, we believe the thinking about this case has become very uptight. Instead, we offer some fringe theories on who Becky might actually be:

Becky with the good hair

Becky Barnett from Boogie Nights: A #flawless retro crush, though Pisces and Sagittarius are not naturally compatible signs.

Becky with the good hair

Spice Girl and designer Victoria Beckham: Possible Illuminati connection/good hair.

Becky with the good hair

Soccer star David Beckham: Possible Illuminati connection/better hair.

Becky with the good hair

Actress and former Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart: Nuttin’ but love for you baby.

Becky with the good hair

Pro wrestler Becky Lynch: Definitely a Becky, though her hair’s goodness is debatable.

Becky with the good hair

2011 viral video star Rebecca Black: Sometimes it’s the Becky you least expect.

Becky with the good hair

Singer and Beyoncé sister Solange: The Becky is coming from inside the room!

Becky with the good hair

Actress Becky Ann Baker: In the recent season six finale of Girls, Hannah Horvath tells her mom (played by Baker) that she needs a haircut. Of course Lena Dunham is in on this.

Becky with the good hair

Model Tyson Beckford: The hair reference is actually a way to throw us off the scent of the real culprit.